Miami Fans Need Some Cheering Up

Things are looking bad for fans of The U. If you haven't read the Yahoo! Sports expose on former booster turned federal felon Nevin Shapiro yet, then you're one of like 18 people in this country. Dude tells some amazing stories about throwing parties for football players that featured multiple hotel suites filled with hookers, paying for abortions for strippers impregnated by football players, and even buying an engagement ring for Devin Hester.

Sure the guy is in jail for being a part of a $930 million Ponzi scheme. Big deal. That doesn't make his story any less enjoyable. Is it possible this guy takes down the entire University of Miami athletic department? Probably not, but it is not going to be pretty in Coral Gables for a long time.

Fortunately for Miami fans, they have some of the hottest cheerleaders in the world to keep them happy. I'm just glad I could help.

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